One spring, my mom said "This is the time of year that the giant praying mantises come out.", so I was convinced that if I went outside I would be eaten by a 20 foot tall praying mantis.
I always wanted my dad to build me a tree house. I thought that if I could get that hight up, it would be easy to make a stair case and run away to live in the clouds.
I was afraid of monsters under the bed. But not just any monsters, oh no, these monsters would try to stab me trough the bed with bloody swords if I didn't go to sleep.
I thought that the puddle that formed in front of my house was a moat, and that if you tried to drive trough it you would drown. But for some reason, I could play in it just fine.
I thought that the earth was shaped like a cylinder, because that's what happened if you rolled up a flat map.
I thought that marry go round horses were alive, and that they were only sleeping, so I would always give them a carrot.
I thought that all books were true, and I kept trying to find out were the dragons that they talked about lived.
I refused to eat cookies shaped like animals because I thought that they were alive.
I thought that you didn't grow up, and that adults were born adults.
I thought that lions were big kitty cats, and I couldn't understand why I wasn't aloud to pet them.
There was this big rope "spider web" at the zoo, and I thought that I had to run up it really fast, or the giant spider would get me.
I was always looking or the slid that would take me to the other side of the world. I never did find it.
I was afraid of lamp posts because the paint was peeling off the one in my yard. I really don't know why that made it scary.
I thought that your head could be cut off by a celling fan.
I thought that on halloween people actually changed into what ever costume they were wearing. I also thought that the rubber hand at the costume store was real.
I thought that if you ate too much of one thing that you would turn into it. I still hate eating the same thing twice in a row.
So yeah, this is all I can think of right now. I might do another if I remember more.





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The world is FLAT
The sky is ORANGE
Just DEAL with it
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The world is FLAT
The sky is ORANGE
Just DEAL with it
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The world is FLAT
The sky is ORANGE
Just DEAL with it
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Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
You just lost the game.
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The world is FLAT
The sky is ORANGE
Just DEAL with it
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The world is FLAT
The sky is ORANGE
Just DEAL with it
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